Time Traveler's Dilemma: A Query from Dr. Zim
Oh no, oh no, oh no! I'm Dr. Zim, the infamous time-traveler, and I've got a problem on my hands!
I've gone back in time to the dawn of the internet, but I've forgotten my login credentials for the dial-up service. Can you please, for the love of all things temporal, help me remember my password?
It's not just any old password, mind you. No, no, no. It's the one that will allow me to upload my dissertation on "The Benefits of Robot Uprisings" to the early days of the web. It's a masterpiece, I tell you!
Click here for password recovery instructions.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, click here for a hint about the password. Be warned, though: the hint is as cryptic as my notes on the importance of proper time-traveling protocol.